I am of Sourthern Italian desent, and do you know what many people of Southern Italian desent are? Thay are hairy, and yes I am indeed a hairy man; almost every inch of my person is covered in hair, we're talken my face, my arms, my chest, stomach, back, leggs, you name it... It something that runs in the family, my father is hairy, my brother, infact most of my male relatives. As I was growing up in the 90's into the 2000's, I noticed body getting less and less popular, hair was starting to be noticed as DISGUSTING. If you're old enough to remember, body hair was sexy during the 1960's and 1970's. Of course now, cause of magizines, and lets be honest, magizines or a womans God. Magizine told me to be repulsed by bady hair, so that means i should be repulsed by hair.
More and more commercials advertising products to remove body hair were being shown on TV, put this goop on your chest and all that UNSIGHTLY hair will be removed; and at some point, if you have body hair, you are NASTY. Which is really unfortunate, and kinda backwards if you ask me. Why is hair only acceptable on the head, hair missing from the head, oh we can't have that; well if you are bald, you better be Vin Deisel or Chris Daulghtry or it just ain't working. Why on a dog or a cat, hair is addorable. We all love a fury animal, infact the furier the cuter, I guarantee you're not looking at the hair on your cat and saying, eww, thats nasty. Now even look at the humans closest relatives, apes, monkies, and chimpanzees; we look at those animals and say their cute. I have reason to believe that if a mans body hair was to have spots or stripes, women would love it.
Ladies let me help you out... I as a Southern Italian come from the oval of hair. Whats the oval of hair you ask? Well I'll tell you... Its a region of the Eastern Hemisphere, that spans Southern Europe, Western and South Asia, and North Africa. It goes like this, it starts around Portugal, going though central Spain, though Southern Europe, just south of the Italian Alps, continuing into South Eastern Europe around Greece and the former Yugoslavia. Continuing on into the Middle East and South Western Russia, heading right toward Pakistan and India, then starting to make a u-turn around the edge of eastern India into Bangledesh, going out into the Indian Ocean and heading back west, going just south of India and the Maltese Islands, continuing through the Indian Ocean, heading just south of Yemen and Omon, heading into the country of Egypt, Now heading just south of the Sahaira Desert going south of Moroco, out into the Atlantic Ocean to continue back in Portugal where its started.... Now if you know anybody who lived or has ancestry in any of these regions, then you know, he or she might be a hairy person.
Alright thank you very much for reading; positive or negitive, i would love to hear your feedback.
Blog by Zach
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